Theisen & Associates, LLC

I hired Theisen & Associates,[now Theisen & Hubley], to defend me against DEFAMATION. In a public Facebook group, Defendant called me a drunk violent child molester, who got him drunk and tried to assault him. I live in NY; John Theisen "represented" me. WHAT A MISTAKE. Under oath in another case, opposing counsel [OP] stated several times both he AND MY LAWYER thought this was "satire". OP brought false evidence against me using junk science and convinced Theisen "she made him do it. She had it coming to her." Due to poor reading skills, OP also stated I actually agreed Defendant's statements were satire. John Theisen called me and said I cost him too much money and to settle for less than my legal fees. In an email, he made it look like he had no clue the settlement offered was going to say "the statements rightfully viewed as satire". I have it all-the emails, the testimony. I wouldn't trust this lawyer to teach my dog how to chew.